The Shortest Sermon Ever Delivered by a Pinoy Preacher

Most recently, I was told of a preacher who was assigned one Sunday morning, stood up at the podium and delivered this sermon:

“A baby has enjoyed nine months in the protective womb of his mother and thought that it was the best place in the world so he refused to come out but he was forced out of the womb; the infant grew up into adulthood and saw that the world was a beautiful place to stay in and he refused to get out of this world but he died; this man being an active, obedient Christian was carried into Paradise by angels and was convinced that Paradise is far superior than the beauty of Earth; when Judgment Day comes, do you suppose that this man will insist on staying in Paradise and refuse to move on into Heaven?” And the Pinoy preacher sat down.

©Eusebio Tanicala